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| | Category: | Parent jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 18 | | | | Joke: | Old-fashioned Zachary approached Lureens father, intent upon asking him for her hand in marriage. "Sir," he blurted out, "I have an attachment for your daughter, and " "See here, young man," interrupted the parent, "when my daughter needs accessories, Ill buy them myself." | | | |
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