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| We spend the first twelve months of our childrens lives teaching them to walk and talk, and the next Twenty-four years t... more
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| The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the pool."Everyone knows," the mother lectured him... more
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| With four daughters and one son always dashing to school activities and part-time jobs, our schedule was hectic.To add t... more
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| Mrs. Ellis came home from work one evening to find her three-year-old son lighting up a cigar. She raced into the kitche... more
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| A mother of two teenage boys, was constantly being asked to look for things they couldnt find. Most of the time these it... more
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| Girl: Mom, mom a monsters just bitten my foot off. Mom: Well, keep out of the kitchen, Ive just washed the floor.... more
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| For weeks a six-year old lad kept telling his first-grade teacher about the baby brother or sister that was expected at... more
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| "What are you reading?" demanded the father of his seven-year-old. "A story about a cow jumping over the moon," was the... more
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| There was a woman who was pregnant with twins, and shortly before they were due, she had an accident and went into a com... more
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| 10. | Category: Parent jokes  |
| Father: I want to take my girl our of this terrible math class.Teacher: But shes top of the class.Father: Thats why I th... more
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