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| What do you call an aardvark outside Buckingham Palace?A guardvark!... more
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| Why can elephants swim - and aardvarks cant?Aardvarks dont have trunks!... more
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| What does an aardvark use when he has a cold?An ant-ihistamine!... more
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| What do you call an aardvark that writes poems?A bardvark!... more
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| How do ants hide from aardvarks?They disguise themselves as uncles!... more
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| A man wanted a new aardvark so he looked through the classified ads. He phoned a number he found and an elderly lady ans... more
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| What do you call an aardvark good with a light saber?A darthvark!... more
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| What do you call a three-footed aardvark?A yardvark!... more
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| What did the aardvark say when he lost the race to the ant?If you cant beat em, eat em!... more
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| What has 200 legs, 50 noses, and is very loud?A herd of stampeding aardvarks!... more
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