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| A man wanted a new aardvark so he looked through the classified ads. He phoned a number he found and an elderly lady ans... more
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| Two aardvarks watched in amazement as a firework flashed across the sky. 1st aardvark: Wow! I wish I could fly like that... more
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| Which aardvark holds the speed record?The nearsighted aardvark, who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!... more
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| What do you call an aardvark that plays poker?A cardvark!... more
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| Why do aardvarks like to talk to ants?They can stick to the subject!... more
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| What do you call an aardvark thats good at golf?A paredvark!... more
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| Why does mama aardvark call her husband a cannibal?Because he ate his ant for dinner!... more
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| What has six legs, two arms, four eyes and a tail? A man holding an aardvark.... more
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| What does an aardvark take for ant-digestion?Anta-Seltzer!... more
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| Why do aardvarks make undesirable neighbors?Because they always have their noses in other peoples business!... more
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