Viewing Joke: Category: Aardvark jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 15   Joke: Two aardvarks watched in amazement as a firework flashed across the sky. 1st aardvark: Wow! I wish I could fly like that. 2nd aardvark: You would, if your tail was on fire.    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Aardvark Jokes: 1.    Category: Aardvark jokes   Ive got a new aardvark. Would you like to play with him? I dont really know. Ive heard it growling, it doesnt sound very... more 2.    Category: Aardvark jokes   Whos aardvarks favorite male singer?Frank Sinostril!... more 3.    Category: Aardvark jokes   What do you call an aardvark that writes poems?A bardvark!... more 4.    Category: Aardvark jokes   What has 200 legs, 50 noses, and is very loud?A herd of stampeding aardvarks!... more 5.    Category: Aardvark jokes   What does an aardvark take for ant-digestion?Anta-Seltzer!... more 6.    Category: Aardvark jokes   What do you call a thick-skinned aardvark?A hardvark!... more 7.    Category: Aardvark jokes   What does the aardvark take sailing?An aard ark!... more 8.    Category: Aardvark jokes   What does an aardvark keep in his aquarium?An aard-shark!... more 9.    Category: Aardvark jokes   Why do aardvarks make undesirable neighbors?Because they always have their noses in other peoples business!... more 10.    Category: Aardvark jokes   What command does the aardvark give most often when he sails?Snout about!... more