Viewing Joke: Category: Aardvark jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 17   Joke: Ive got a new aardvark. Would you like to play with him? I dont really know. Ive heard it growling, it doesnt sound very friendly. Does it bite? Thats what I want to find out.    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Aardvark Jokes: 1.    Category: Aardvark jokes   What do you call an aardvark thats been thrown out of a pub?A barredvark!... more 2.    Category: Aardvark jokes   Did you hear about the household appliance that eats ants and records TV shows?Its the VCRdvard... more 3.    Category: Aardvark jokes   What do you call an aardvark that writes poems?A bardvark!... more 4.    Category: Aardvark jokes   Who has a long nose, wears a mask, and sits tall in the saddle?The Lone Aardvark!... more 5.    Category: Aardvark jokes   Who loves hamburgers, French fries, and ants?Ronald MacAardvark!... more 6.    Category: Aardvark jokes   When is an aardvark jumpy?When hes got ants in his pants!... more 7.    Category: Aardvark jokes   Why does mama aardvark call her husband a cannibal?Because he ate his ant for dinner!... more 8.    Category: Aardvark jokes   Where does the aardvark family always come first?In the phone book!... more 9.    Category: Aardvark jokes   What do you call an aardvark in a frying pan?A lardvark!... more 10.    Category: Aardvark jokes   What does an aardvark use when he has a cold?An ant-ihistamine!... more