Viewing Joke: Category: Aardvark jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 16   Joke: A man wanted a new aardvark so he looked through the classified ads. He phoned a number he found and an elderly lady answered. "How much are your aardvarks?" he asked. "Theyre L6 each," came the reply. "Did you raise them yourself?" inquired the man. "Oh yes," she said, "Yesterday they were only L5 each."    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Aardvark Jokes: 1.    Category: Aardvark jokes   Why do aardvarks like to talk to ants?They can stick to the subject!... more 2.    Category: Aardvark jokes   How do ants hide from aardvarks?They disguise themselves as uncles!... more 3.    Category: Aardvark jokes   Why was Easter the aardvarks favorite holiday?Because he liked aard-boiled eggs!... more 4.    Category: Aardvark jokes   Who has a long nose, wears a mask, and sits tall in the saddle?The Lone Aardvark!... more 5.    Category: Aardvark jokes   What does the aardvark take sailing?An aard ark!... more 6.    Category: Aardvark jokes   What does an aardvark take for ant-digestion?Anta-Seltzer!... more 7.    Category: Aardvark jokes   Why do aardvarks make undesirable neighbors?Because they always have their noses in other peoples business!... more 8.    Category: Aardvark jokes   What has 200 legs, 50 noses, and is very loud?A herd of stampeding aardvarks!... more 9.    Category: Aardvark jokes   What do you call an aardvark astronaut?A starredvark!... more 10.    Category: Aardvark jokes   What do you call an aardvark thats just lost a fight?A vark!... more