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| How do ants hide from aardvarks?They disguise themselves as uncles!... more
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| Who is the Lone Aardvarks faithful Indian companion?Tanto... more
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| What did the aardvark say when he lost the race to the ant?If you cant beat em, eat em!... more
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| What does an aardvark use when he has a cold?An ant-ihistamine!... more
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| Why was Easter the aardvarks favorite holiday?Because he liked aard-boiled eggs!... more
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| What do you call a three-footed aardvark?A yardvark!... more
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| Two aardvarks watched in amazement as a firework flashed across the sky. 1st aardvark: Wow! I wish I could fly like that... more
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| What do you call an aardvark in a frying pan?A lardvark!... more
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| Whos aardvarks favorite male singer?Frank Sinostril!... more
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| What command does the aardvark give most often when he sails?Snout about!... more
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