Viewing Joke: Category: Political jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 9   Joke: George W. Bush and Osama bin Laden are having a conversation via Al Jazeera television. Bin Laden tells George Bush, "There is no point of engaging in further war. I can see total peace in the future!" George Bush replies, "Oh yeah and tell me what you see?" Osama answers, "I can see New York, with new great buildings on one side and beautiful new buildings on the other side, and everything is peaceful and wonderful." George Bush says, "Wow is that what you see? Well Ill tell ya what I see for the future of Afghanistan... I see a house here, a house there, a small building here and small building there, but there are signs hanging in the middle of the street." Osama asks, "And what do they say?" George answers, "Hell, I dont know. I cant read Hebrew!"    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Political Jokes: 1.    Category: Political jokes   One day a boy and his father were at the dining room tableworking on the boys Social Studies homework, the chapterabout... more 2.    Category: Political jokes   Democrat men like to watch football while the women fix holiday meals. On this, Republicans are in full agreement.... more 3.    Category: Political jokes   Why is Congress like a cold?Because sometimes the ayes (eyes) have it and sometimes the nos (nose).... more 4.    Category: Political jokes   Democrats let their kids open all the gifts on Christmas Eve. Republicans make their kids wait until Christmas morning.... more 5.    Category: Political jokes   "Are you a member of any organized political party?" "No. Im a Republican."... more 6.    Category: Political jokes   I want to become a politician when I grow up so Ive made a list of skills I want to aquire, butIve only come up with one... more 7.    Category: Political jokes   A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway:"Mr President, how do we know for sure Iraq has w... more 8.    Category: Political jokes   The President is running down the street one day, and he sees a little girl who is giving away puppies that her dog just... more 9.    Category: Political jokes   Q: What is the basement where White House staffers work called?A: The whine cellar.... more 10.    Category: Political jokes   A minister and lawyer were chatting at a party: "What do you do if you make a mistake on a case?" the minister asked. "T... more