Viewing Joke: Category: Religious jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 5   Joke: There is a story about a monastery in Europe perched high on a cliff several hundred feet in the air.The only way to reach the monastery was to be suspended in a basket which was pulled to the top by several monks who pulled and tugged with all their strength.Obviously the ride up the steep cliff in that basket was terrifying. One tourist got exceedingly nervous about half-way up as he noticed that the rope by which he was suspended was old and frayed.With a trembling voice he asked the monk who was riding with him in the basket how often they changed the rope. The monk thought for a moment and answered brusquely, "Whenever it breaks."    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Religious Jokes: 1.    Category: Religious jokes   Q: When was the longest day in the Bible? A: The day Adam was created because there was no Eve.... more 2.    Category: Religious jokes   A minister was asked by a politician,"Name something the government can do to help the church."The minister replied, "Qu... more 3.    Category: Religious jokes   This minister just had all of his remaining teeth pulled and new dentures were being made.The first Sunday, he only prea... more 4.    Category: Religious jokes   The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he preached, he moved briskly about the platform, jerking the... more 5.    Category: Religious jokes   Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?A. Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury.... more 6.    Category: Religious jokes   Q: Why do they say Amen at the end of a prayer instead of Awomen? A: The same reason they sing Hymns instead of Hers!... more 7.    Category: Religious jokes   A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, Id ta... more 8.    Category: Religious jokes   Paul says to Jesus, "Hey man, whatcha doing for Passover?"Jesus says, "Just hanging around."... more 9.    Category: Religious jokes   What did Adam do when he wanted some sugar?He raised Cain.... more 10.    Category: Religious jokes   A big, burly man visited the pastors home and asked to see the ministers wife, a woman well known for her charitable imp... more