Viewing Joke: Category: Religious jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 17   Joke: A man sobering up from the night before is sitting through the Sunday sermon, finding it long and boring. Still feeling hung over and tired, he finally nods off. The priest has been watching him all along, noticing his apparent hangover and is disgusted. At the end of the sermon, the preacher decides to make an example of him. He says to his congregation, "All those wishing to have a place in heaven, please stand." The whole room stands up except, of course, the sleeping man. Then the preacher says even more loudly, "And he who would like to find a place in hell please STAND UP!" The weary man catching only the last part groggily stands up, only to find that hes the only one standing. Confused and embarrassed he says, "I dont know what were voting on here, Father, but it sure seems like you and me are the only ones standing for it!"    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Religious Jokes: 1.    Category: Religious jokes   Q. What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?A. Your mother ate us out of house and... more 2.    Category: Religious jokes   The two thousand member Baptist church was filled to overflowing capacity one Sunday morning. The preacher was ready to... more 3.    Category: Religious jokes   On the airplane on his way back to Rome, the Pope was doing a crossword puzzle. After a while, he turned the the bishop... more 4.    Category: Religious jokes   Examiner: I think you know very little, if anything at all, about the Bible. Can you quote any passage? Student: Judas d... more 5.    Category: Religious jokes   A priest was vested in his surplus and cassock ready to process at the beginning of the service. His surplus was very or... more 6.    Category: Religious jokes   Theres this cathedral thats still being worked on, and the workers have rigged a "cage elevator" inside so they can get... more 7.    Category: Religious jokes   Q: Why did God create man before woman? A: He didnt want any advice.... more 8.    Category: Religious jokes   A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, Idtak... more 9.    Category: Religious jokes   A very religious man lived right next door to an atheist. While the religious one prayed day in, day out, and was consta... more 10.    Category: Religious jokes   A few years ago, when the Catholic church reform began to be muchin the news, Mrs. Moskowitz said to Mrs. Finkelstein, "... more