Viewing Joke: Category: Religious jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 9   Joke: A pious man who had reached the age of 105 suddenly stopped going to synagogue. Alarmed by the old fellows absence after so many years of faithful attendance the Rabbi went to see him. He found him in excellent health, so the Rabbi asked, "How come after all these years we dont see you at services anymore?"The old man looked around and lowered his voice. "Ill tell you, Rabbi," he whispered. "When I got to be 90, I expected God to take me any day. But then I got to be 95, then 100, then 105. So I figured that God is very busy and mustve forgotten about me, and I dont want to remind Him!"    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Religious Jokes: 1.    Category: Religious jokes   Theres this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parishwho kept confessing to adultery. One Sunday, in the p... more 2.    Category: Religious jokes   A man is struck by a bus on a busy street in in New York City.He lies dying on the sidewalk as a crowd of spectators gat... more 3.    Category: Religious jokes   A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items. Nearthe cash register he saw a display of caps with "WWJD"print... more 4.    Category: Religious jokes   A Baptist missionary was walking in Africa when he heard the ominous padding of a lion behind him. "Oh Lord," prayed the... more 5.    Category: Religious jokes   Jesus saw a crowd chasing down a woman to stone her and approached them. "Whats going on here, anyway?" he asked."This w... more 6.    Category: Religious jokes   Q. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?A. Samson. He brought the house down.... more 7.    Category: Religious jokes   A farmer named Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside except for a pet dog he for a long time.The dog finally died... more 8.    Category: Religious jokes   An old preacher was dying. He sent a message for his banker and his lawyer, both church members, to come to his home.Whe... more 9.    Category: Religious jokes   Q: Why do they say Amen at the end of a prayer instead of Awomen? A: The same reason they sing Hymns instead of Hers!... more 10.    Category: Religious jokes   One day God called the Pope, and he said "John Paul I have good news and bad news. First the good news. I am tired of al... more