Viewing Joke: Category: Religious jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 18   Joke: A man is struck by a bus on a busy street in in New York City.He lies dying on the sidewalk as a crowd of spectators gathers around."A priest. Somebody get me a priest!" the man gasps. A policemanchecks the crowd----no priest, no minister, no man of God of any kind."A PRIEST, PLEASE!" the dying man says again. Then out of thecrowd steps a little old Jewish man of at least eighty years of age."Mr. Policeman," says the man, "Im not a priest. Im not evena Catholic. But for fifty years now Im living behind St. ElizabethsCatholic Church on First Avenue, and every night Im listeningto the Catholic litany. Maybe I can be of some comfort to this man."The policeman agreed and brought the octogenarian over to wherethe dying man lay. He kneels down, leans over the injured and saysin a solemn voice:"Under the B, 4. Under the I, 19. Under the N, 38.Under the G, 54. Under th e O, 72. . ."    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Religious Jokes: 1.    Category: Religious jokes   At what time of day was Adam born? Just before Eve.... more 2.    Category: Religious jokes   Jesus saw a crowd chasing down a woman to stone her and approached them. "Whats going on here, anyway?" he asked."This w... more 3.    Category: Religious jokes   A Nun and her friend, Sarah were playing golf. Sarah misses a 3 foot putt and yells, "Goddamn it, missed the bugger!" an... more 4.    Category: Religious jokes   Q. What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?A. Your mother ate us out of house and... more 5.    Category: Religious jokes   Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?A. Davids Triumph was heard throughout the land.... more 6.    Category: Religious jokes   A priest and a nun are on their way back home from a trip when their car breaks down. They are unable to get it fixed, s... more 7.    Category: Religious jokes   Q. How do you make holy water?A. Boil the hell out of it.... more 8.    Category: Religious jokes   God created the donkey & said to him : " You will work unceasingly from sunrise to sunset carrying burdens on your back.... more 9.    Category: Religious jokes   A couple had two little mischievous boys, ages 8 and 10. They were always getting into trouble, and their parents knew t... more 10.    Category: Religious jokes   A man sobering up from the night before is sitting through the Sunday sermon, finding it long and boring. Still feeling... more