Viewing Joke: Category: Religious jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 20   Joke: While leading the Friday evening services, the Rabbi noticed a member ofthe congregation, Bernie, walk in with a St. Bernard dog. The Rabbi,horrified, asked the Cantor to continue the service and went to talk toBernie.Rabbi: "What are doing here with a dog?"Bernie: "The dog came here to pray.""Oh, come on." says the Rabbi."YES!" says Bernie.Rabbi: "I dont believe you. You are just fooling around; thats not aproper thing to do in temple."Bernie: "Its true!".."Ok", says the Rabbi, "then show me what the dog can do.""OK" says Bernie nodding to the dog...The dog proceeds to open up thebarrel under his neck and removes a yarmulke, a tallis (puts them on hishead) and prayer book and actually starts saying prayers in Hebrew! TheRabbi is so shocked he listens for a full 15 minutes.When the Rabbi regains his composure, he is so impressed with the qualityof the praying he says to Bernie. "Do you think your dog would considergoing to Rabbinical school????"Bernie, throwing up his hands in disgust says,"YOU TALK TO HIM! He wants to be a doctor!"    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Religious Jokes: 1.    Category: Religious jokes   How do Religious Education teachers mark exams? With spirit levels.... more 2.    Category: Religious jokes   What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?A religious movement!... more 3.    Category: Religious jokes   A priest was called away for an emergency. Not wanting to leave the confessional unattended, he called his rabbi friend... more 4.    Category: Religious jokes   The Reverend Billy Graham tells of a time early in his ministry when he arrived in a small town to preach a sermon. Want... more 5.    Category: Religious jokes   And Jesus said unto his disciples, "Whom do men say that I am?"And His disciples answered unto Him, "Master, thou art th... more 6.    Category: Religious jokes   Q. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?A. Samson. He brought the house down.... more 7.    Category: Religious jokes   Q. Who is the greatest babysitter mentioned in the Bible?A. David. He rocked Goliath to sleep.... more 8.    Category: Religious jokes   A Jewish guy called Jacob finds himself in dire trouble. His business has gone bust and hes in serious financial trouble... more 9.    Category: Religious jokes   A minister was asked by a politician,"Name something the government can do to help the church."The minister replied, "Qu... more 10.    Category: Religious jokes   Q. Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?A. The area around the Jordan. The banks were always overflowing.... more