Viewing Joke: Category: Restaurant jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 15   Joke: Eulus stood in front of the take-out window of a Rawl-ins fast food restaurant. "I want two hamburgers," he said. "One with onions, and one without." The counter man: "Okay. Which ones without the onions?"    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Restaurant Jokes: 1.    Category: Restaurant jokes   Three couples are dining together.The American husband says to his wife: "Pass me the honey, Honey".The English husband... more 2.    Category: Restaurant jokes   A out-of-towner in New York at the height of the tourist season decided to revisit an uptown restaurant hed enjoyed on a... more 3.    Category: Restaurant jokes   Once a man went to a resturant and ordered an egg. When it was brought he didnt liked it so he informed the waiter that... more 4.    Category: Restaurant jokes   I went to a restaurant that serves -breakfast at any time.- So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.... more 5.    Category: Restaurant jokes   Customer to friend: This is a wonderful restaurant. I ordered salad and I got the freshest salad in the world, I ordered... more 6.    Category: Restaurant jokes   Girl: How much is a soft drink ?Waitress: Fifty cents.Girl: How much is refill ?Waitress: The first is free.Girl: Well t... more 7.    Category: Restaurant jokes   "What flavors of ice cream do you have?" inquired the customer."Vanilla, strawberry, and chocolate," answered the new wa... more 8.    Category: Restaurant jokes   A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told by theMaitred that there will be at least a twenty minute wait."Would... more 9.    Category: Restaurant jokes   Sign at restaurant reads: Eat here diet home... more 10.    Category: Restaurant jokes   A man and his girlfriend were out to dinner one night. The waiter tells them the nights special is chicken almondine and... more