Viewing Joke: Category: Biologist jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 20   Joke: Two biologists are in the field following the tracks of a radio-collared grizzly bear. All of a sudden, the bear crashes out of the brush and heads right for them. They scramble up the nearest tree, but the bear starts climbing up the tree after them. The first biologist starts taking off his heavy leather hiking boots and pulls a pair of sleek running shoes from his back-pack. The second biologist gives him a puzzled look and says, "What in the world are you doing?"He replies, "I figure when the bear gets close to us, well jump down and make a run for it."The second guy says, "Are you crazy? We both know you cant outrun a full-grown grizzly bear."The first guy says, "I dont have to outrun the bear, I only have to outrun you!"    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Biologist Jokes: 1.    Category: Biologist jokes   Ben was assigned a new wildlife technician and she was driving him crazy. She was blonde and pretty and insisted on carr... more 2.    Category: Biologist jokes   How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb?Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impa... more 3.    Category: Biologist jokes   A boy frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and his Personal Psychic Advisor tells him: "You are going to meet a beautiful... more 4.    Category: Biologist jokes   A wildlife biologist crew leader has several crews, each consisting of two biologists. The crews camped and worked in th... more 5.    Category: Biologist jokes   A biologist had been working on a remote research project in the Amazon jungle. Upon his return to the States, he came d... more 6.    Category: Biologist jokes   A boy was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his mother, "How was I born?""Well honey..." said the slightly prudis... more 7.    Category: Biologist jokes   A logger is driving down the highway and sees two botanists trying to measure the height of a small pine tree. Their tap... more 8.    Category: Biologist jokes   A biologist from the North Pole was showing a new recruit the ropes of a polar bear radio tracking program. The new recr... more 9.    Category: Biologist jokes   A biologist was interested in studying how far bullfrogs can jump. He brought a bullfrog into his laboratory, set it dow... more 10.    Category: Biologist jokes   "A bloke walks into a pub, and asks for a pint of Adenosinetriphosphate.The barman says "Thatll be 80p [ATP]!"... more