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| Pupil: The art teacher doesnt like what Im making ?Dad: Why is that, what are you making ?Pupil: Mistakes !... more
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| Playing truant from school is like a credit cardFun now, pay later !... more
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| 3. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: You copies from Freds exam paper didnt you?Pupil: How did you know?Teacher: Freds paper says "I dont know" and... more
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| 4. | Category: School jokes |
| How are you doing in arithmetic ?Ive learned to add up the zeros, but the numbers are still giving me trouble.... more
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| 5. | Category: School jokes |
| Little Monster: I hate my teacher.Mother Monster: Well just eat your salad up then dear!... more
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| 6. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Why is the Mississippi such an unusual river?Pupil: Because it has four eyes and cant see!... more
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| 7. | Category: School jokes |
| The teacher came up with a good problem. "Suppose," she asked the second-graders, "there were a dozen sheep and six of t... more
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| 8. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher : Why are you the only child in the classroom today ?Pupil : Because I was the only one who didnt have school di... more
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| 9. | Category: School jokes |
| "Dad, can you write in the dark?""I think so. What is it you want me to write?""Your name on this report card."... more
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| 10. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Whats the longest word in the English language ?Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and l... more
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