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| Whats an accountants idea of trashing his hotel room?Refusing to fill out the guest comment card.... more
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| When does a person decide to become an accountant?When he realises he doesnt have the charisma to succeed as an undertak... more
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| 3. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb?"What kind of answer did you have in mind?"Two, one to change t... more
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| 4. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Whats an extroverted accountant?One who looks at your shoes while hes talking to you instead of his own.... more
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| 5. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| A businessman hires a private detective to find a missing accountant.The detective tells him that he needs a description... more
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| 6. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Why do accountants make good lovers? Theyre great with figures.... more
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| "The auditors have just left, sir.""Did they check the books?""Very thoroughly.""What did they say?""They want 15% to ke... more
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| 8. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Two accountants are in a bank, when armed robbers burst in. While several of the robbers take the money from the tellers... more
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| Q: What is a Budget? A: An orderly system for living beyond your means.... more
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| A patient was at her doctors office after undergoing a complete physical exam. The doctor said, "I have some very grave... more
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