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| A patient was at her doctors office after undergoing a complete physical exam. The doctor said, "I have some very grave... more
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| 2. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Why did the auditor cross the road?Because he looked in the file and thats what they did last year.... more
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| 3. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| What does an accountant say when you ask him the time?Its 9.18 am and 12 seconds; no wait - 13 seconds, no wait - 14 sec... more
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| 4. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Who was the first accountant?Adam. He got interested in figures, turned the first leaf, made the first entry, lost inter... more
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| 5. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Whats an extroverted accountant?One who looks at your shoes while hes talking to you instead of his own.... more
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| Wife to husband as they watch their young son playing:"Hes such a sensitive child. Lets wait until hes older before we t... more
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| 7. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Whats an actuary?An accountant without the sense of humour.... more
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| 8. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| The managing partner in an accounting firm is very annoyed with one of his junior partners and has called him in to chas... more
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| 9. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| When do accountants laugh out loud?When somebody asks for a raise... more
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| What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?His desk is level... more
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