Viewing Joke: Category: Accountant jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 56   Joke: A 54-year-old accountant leaves a letter for his wife one evening which read: "Dear Wife, I am 54 years old, and by the time you get this letter I will be at the Grand Hotel with my beautiful and sexy eighteen year old secretary."When he arrived at the hotel, there was a letter waiting for him that read as follows: "Dear Husband, I too am 54 years old, and by the time you receive this letter I will be at the Savoy Hotel with my eighteen year old toy boy. Because you are an accountant, you will surely appreciate that l8 goes into 54 many more times than 54 goes into 18."    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Accountant Jokes: 1.    Category: Accountant jokes   A business man was interviewing applicants for the position of divisional manager. He devised a simple test to select th... more 2.    Category: Accountant jokes   The managing partner in an accounting firm is very annoyed with one of his junior partners and has called him in to chas... more 3.    Category: Accountant jokes   Why do accountants get excited on Saturdays?They can wear casual clothes to work... more 4.    Category: Accountant jokes   Whats an actuary?An accountant without the sense of humour.... more 5.    Category: Accountant jokes   The doctor comes to see his heart transplant patient."This is good news. It is very unusual, but we have two donors to c... more 6.    Category: Accountant jokes   Why accountants dont read novels?Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.... more 7.    Category: Accountant jokes   Whats a shy and retiring accountant?An accountant who is half a million shy and thats why hes retiring.... more 8.    Category: Accountant jokes   Laws of Accounting1. Trial balances dont2. Bank reconciliations never do3. Working Capital does not4. Return on Investme... more 9.    Category: Accountant jokes   Once upon a time there was a beautiful oil company. All day long she loved to run up and down the share price list, laug... more 10.    Category: Accountant jokes   A businessman tells his friend that his company is looking for a new accountant.His friend asks, "Didnt your company hir... more