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| Whats the worst thing youre likely to find in the school cafeteria?The food!... more
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| Teacher: Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour ?Pupil: Because it cant sit down !... more
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| Teacher: You copies from Freds exam paper didnt you?Pupil: How did you know?Teacher: Freds paper says "I dont know" and... more
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| 4. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Does anyone know which month has 28 days ?Pupil: All of them !... more
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| 5. | Category: School jokes |
| When a teacher closes his eyes, why should it remind him of an empty classroom?Because there are no pupils to see!... more
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| 6. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Fred, Im glad to see your writing has improved.Pupil: Thank youTeacher: Now I can see how bad your spelling is... more
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| 7. | Category: School jokes |
| The brain is a wonder ful thingWhy do you say that ? Because it starts working the second you get up in the morning and... more
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| 8. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: In music, if "f" means "forte", what does "ff" mean ?Pupil: Eighty... more
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| What kind of food do maths teachers eat?Square meals!... more
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| Science teacher: What happened when electricity was first discovered? Fred: Someone got a nasty shock.... more
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