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| Pupil: I dont think I deserved zero on this test!Teacher: I agree, but thats the lowest mark I could give you!... more
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| 2. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Are you good at math?Pupil: Yes and noTeacher: What do you mean?Pupil: Yes, Im no good at math!... more
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| 3. | Category: School jokes |
| Whats the worst thing youre likely to find in the school cafeteria?The food!... more
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| 4. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Fred can you find me Australia on the map please ?Pupil: There it is Teacher: Now, Louise, who discovered Austr... more
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| 5. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: How much is half of 8Pupil: Up and down or across ?Teacher: What do you mean ?Pupil: Well,up and down makes a 3... more
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| 6. | Category: School jokes |
| Mother: Does your teacher like you ?Son: Like me, she loves me. Look at all those Xs on my test paper !... more
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| 7. | Category: School jokes |
| Mother: How was your first day at school?Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling al... more
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| 8. | Category: School jokes |
| Whats the longest piece of furniture in the school? The multiplication table.... more
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| 9. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: You arent paying attention to me. Are you having trouble hearing?Pupil: No, teacher Im having trouble listening... more
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| 10. | Category: School jokes |
| Pupil: My teacher was mad with me because I didnt know where the Rockies were.Mother: Well next time remember where you... more
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