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| How many cost accountants does it take to change a light bulb?Hmmm........Ill just do a few numbers and get back to you... more
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| A businessman hires a private detective to find a missing accountant.The detective tells him that he needs a description... more
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| 3. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people dont?Depreciation.... more
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| Whats the definition of unlikely?A photo-spread in Playboy titled The Worlds Top Accountants - Nude!.... more
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| A 54-year-old accountant leaves a letter for his wife one evening which read: "Dear Wife, I am 54 years old, and by the... more
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| 6. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| If an accountants wife cannot sleep, what does she say?"Darling, could you tell me about your work."... more
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| Laws of Accounting1. Trial balances dont2. Bank reconciliations never do3. Working Capital does not4. Return on Investme... more
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| A guy in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, "Want to hear an accountant joke?"The guy next to him replies... more
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| What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?His desk is level... more
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| Whats the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do?Go into town and gang-audit someone.... more
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