Viewing Joke: Category: School jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 24   Joke: School Principal: Ive called you into my office, Peter, because I want to talk to you about two words I wish you wouldnt use so often. One is "great" and the other is "lousy." Peter: Certainly, sir. What are they?    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More School Jokes: 1.    Category: School jokes   Teacher : What is the most common phrase used in school ?Pupil : I dont knowTeacher: Correct !... more 2.    Category: School jokes   Teacher : Would you at the back of the room stop passing notes.Pupil : Were not passing notes. Were playing cards !... more 3.    Category: School jokes   Q: What did one math book say to the other?A: Man I got a lot of problems!... more 4.    Category: School jokes   Teacher: Didnt you know the bell had gone? Fred: I didnt take it, Miss.... more 5.    Category: School jokes   TEACHER: Jackie, take 932 from 1,439. What is the difference?Stella: Thats what I say, whats the difference`?... more 6.    Category: School jokes   Whats yellow, has wheels and lies on its back?A dead school bus!... more 7.    Category: School jokes   Where did all the cuts and blood come from?The school went on a trip!... more 8.    Category: School jokes   Teacher : What are you reading ?Pupil : I dunno !Teacher : But youre reading aloud !Pupil : But Im not listening !... more 9.    Category: School jokes   Mother: Did you enjoy the school outing, dear ?Jane: Yes, and were going again tomorrow.Mother: Really ? Whys that ?Jane... more 10.    Category: School jokes   Teacher: Why is the Mississippi such an unusual river?Pupil: Because it has four eyes and cant see!... more