Viewing Joke: Category: Biologist jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 12   Joke: A boy was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his mother, "How was I born?""Well honey..." said the slightly prudish mother, "the stork brought you to us.""Oh," said the boy, "and how did you and daddy get born?""Oh, the stork brought us too.""Well how were grandpa and grandma born?" the boy persisted."Well darling, the stork brought them too!" said the mother, by now starting to squirm a little.Several days later, the boy handed in his paper to the teacher who read with confusion the opening sentence: "This report has been very difficult to write due to the fact that there hasnt been a natural childbirth in my family for three generations."    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Biologist Jokes: 1.    Category: Biologist jokes   "A bloke walks into a pub, and asks for a pint of Adenosinetriphosphate.The barman says "Thatll be 80p [ATP]!"... more 2.    Category: Biologist jokes   An 8th grade boy was doing some research for his career report at school. He asks his dad, "Father, how many wildlife bi... more 3.    Category: Biologist jokes   A biologist from the North Pole was showing a new recruit the ropes of a polar bear radio tracking program. The new recr... more 4.    Category: Biologist jokes   How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb?Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impa... more 5.    Category: Biologist jokes   A biologist was interested in studying how far bullfrogs can jump. He brought a bullfrog into his laboratory, set it dow... more 6.    Category: Biologist jokes   A young wildlife biologist got fired from his first real wildlife job. Upon his return home, his parents asked him what... more 7.    Category: Biologist jokes   A young college student had stayed up all night studying for his zoology test the next day. As he entered the classroom,... more 8.    Category: Biologist jokes   Q: whats a biologists definition of a graphA: an animal with a long neck... more 9.    Category: Biologist jokes   Do molecular biologists wear designer genes?... more 10.    Category: Biologist jokes   Ben was assigned a new wildlife technician and she was driving him crazy. She was blonde and pretty and insisted on carr... more