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| How many cost accountants does it take to change a light bulb?Hmmm........Ill just do a few numbers and get back to you... more
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| What would Economics be without assumptions?Accounting... more
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| An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor. "Doctor, I just cant get to sleep at night.""Ha... more
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| Wife to husband as they watch their young son playing:"Hes such a sensitive child. Lets wait until hes older before we t... more
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| Whats the definition of a good tax accountant?Someone who has a loophole named after him.... more
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| Why do accountants make good lovers? Theyre great with figures.... more
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| What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?His desk is level... more
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| An accountant visited the Natural History museum. While standing near the dinosaur he said to his neighbor: "This dinosa... more
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| What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people dont?Depreciation.... more
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| A business owner tells her friend that she is desperately searching for an accountant.Her friend asks, "Didnt your compa... more
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