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| Teacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had... more
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| Father: I hear you skipped school to play footballSon: No I didnt, and I have the fish to prove it!... more
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| Man: "Hows your history paper coming?"Woman: "Well, my history professor suggested that I use the Internet for research,... more
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| 4. | Category: School jokes  |
| Dad, can you help me find the lowest common denominator in this problem please?Dont tell me that they havent found it ye... more
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| 5. | Category: School jokes  |
| Teacher: If I gave you three rabbits today and five rabbits tomorrow, how many rabbits would you have?Jackie: Nine.Teach... more
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| 6. | Category: School jokes  |
| Teacher: Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour ?Pupil: Because it cant sit down !... more
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| 7. | Category: School jokes  |
| Father: How were the exam questions?Son: EasyFather: Then why look so unhappy?Son: The questions didnt give me any troub... more
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| 8. | Category: School jokes  |
| How many students does it take to change a light bulb?None. Light bulb changing isnt in the course notes.... more
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| 9. | Category: School jokes  |
| Teacher: Where is the English Channel ?Pupil: I dont know, my TV doesnt pick it up... more
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| 10. | Category: School jokes  |
| Teacher : What is the most common phrase used in school ?Pupil : I dont knowTeacher: Correct !... more
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