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| Q: What is a Budget? A: An orderly system for living beyond your means.... more
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| Whats an extroverted accountant?One who looks at your shoes while hes talking to you instead of his own.... more
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| A patient was at her doctors office after undergoing a complete physical exam. The doctor said, "I have some very grave... more
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| A business owner tells her friend that she is desperately searching for an accountant.Her friend asks, "Didnt your compa... more
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| There once was an accountant who lived her whole life without ever taking advantage of any of the people she worked for.... more
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| An accountant visited the Natural History museum. While standing near the dinosaur he said to his neighbor: "This dinosa... more
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| 7. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| What does FCPA stand for?Finally Caught Pinching the Assets... more
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| Why do accountants get excited on Saturdays?They can wear casual clothes to work... more
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| What do actuaries do to liven up their office party?Invite an accountant.... more
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| What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet?Lost... more
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