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| Teacher: Ill call you Fred Smith then.Pupil: My dad wont like that.Teacher: Why is that?Pupil: He doesnt like people tak... more
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| 2. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Thats quite a cough you have there, what are you taking for it?Pupil: I dont know teacher. What will you give m... more
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| 3. | Category: School jokes |
| What do French pupils say after finishing their school dinners ?Mercy !... more
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| 4. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Youre new here arent you, whats your name?Pupil: Fred Mickey Smith... more
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| 5. | Category: School jokes |
| Sandy began a job as an elementary school counselor and she was eager to help. One day during recess she noticed a girl... more
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| 6. | Category: School jokes |
| Mother: What was the first thing you learned in class ?Daughter: How to talk without moving my lips !... more
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| 7. | Category: School jokes |
| Father: What did the teacher think of your idea?Son: She took it like a lambTeacher: Really?, what did she say?Son: Baa!... more
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| 8. | Category: School jokes |
| An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: I didnt do it because I didnt want to add to your alread... more
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| 9. | Category: School jokes |
| Father: Well Son, how are your exam results ?Son: Theyre under waterFather: What do you mean ?Son: Below "C" level !... more
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| 10. | Category: School jokes |
| Caspar: I was the teachers pet last year.Jaspar: Why was that? Caspar: She couldnt afford a dog.... more
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