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| Q: How many Accountants does it take to change a light bulb? A: What sort of answer did you have in mind ?A: None-just a... more
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| Mr Evans was the Chief Accountant of a large manufacturing concern. Every day, on arriving at work, he would unlock the... more
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| 3. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| How many auditors does it take to change a light bulb?How many did it take last year?... more
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| 4. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| What would Economics be without assumptions?Accounting... more
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| 5. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| Whats an extroverted accountant?One who looks at your shoes while hes talking to you instead of his own.... more
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| An accountant visited the Natural History museum. While standing near the dinosaur he said to his neighbor: "This dinosa... more
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| 7. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| What does CPA stand for?Cant Produce Anything... more
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| Why did he cross back?So he could charge the client for travel expenses.... more
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| How do you drive an accountant completely insane?Tie him to a chair, stand in front of him and fold up a road map the wr... more
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| A businessman hires a private detective to find a missing accountant.The detective tells him that he needs a description... more
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