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| Ann! the teacher shouted one day at the girl who had been daydreaming out the window. If India has the worlds second lar... more
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| Teacher: Are you good at math ?Pupil: Yes and noTeacher: What do you mean ?Pupil: Yes, Im no good at math !... more
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| TEACHER: Jackie, take 932 from 1,439. What is the difference?Stella: Thats what I say, whats the difference`?... more
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| Teacher: If 1+1=2 and 2+2=4, what is 4+4?Pupil: Thats not fair!You answer the easy ones and leave us with the hard one!... more
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| A student called up his Mom one evening from his college and asked her for some money, because he was broke.His Mother s... more
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| Teacher: This is the third time Ive had to tell you off this week, what have you got to say about that?Pupil: Thank heav... more
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| Teacher: Where is the English Channel ?Pupil: I dont know, my TV doesnt pick it up... more
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| "Dad, can you write in the dark?""I think so. What is it you want me to write?""Your name on this report card."... more
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| Teacher : Would you at the back of the room stop passing notes.Pupil : Were not passing notes. Were playing cards !... more
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| Teacher: In music, if "f" means "forte", what does "ff" mean ?Pupil: Eighty... more
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