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| "If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up" said the sarcastic teacher. After a long silence, one f... more
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| Teacher: Class, we will have only half a day of school this morning.Class: Hooray!Teacher: We will have the other half t... more
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| "Dad, can you write in the dark?""I think so. What is it you want me to write?""Your name on this report card."... more
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| 4. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Why are you picking your nose in class ?Pupil: My mother wont let me do it at home !... more
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| 5. | Category: School jokes |
| Father: You were absent on the day of the test?Son: No but the boy who sits next to me was!... more
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| 6. | Category: School jokes |
| Mother: What was the first thing you learned in class?Daughter: How to talk without moving my lips!... more
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| 7. | Category: School jokes |
| Im not going back to school ever againWhy ever not?The teacher doesnt know a thing, all she does is ask questions!... more
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| 8. | Category: School jokes |
| How many schoolteachers does it take to change a light bulb?None. Anything not completed during the lesson is added to t... more
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| Teacher: Why have you got cotton wool in your ears, do you have an infection ?Pupil: Well you keep saying that things go... more
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| 10. | Category: School jokes |
| Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?Because his class was so bright!... more
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