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| Pupil: My teacher was mad with me because I didnt know where the Rockies were.Mother: Well next time remember where you... more
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| Teacher: Name two pronouns ?Pupil: Who ?, me ?... more
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| 3. | Category: School jokes  |
| Teacher: Fred, Im glad to see your writing has improved.Pupil: Thank youTeacher: Now I can see how bad your spelling is... more
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| 4. | Category: School jokes  |
| Teacher: If I gave you three rabbits today and five rabbits tomorrow, how many rabbits would you have?Jackie: Nine.Teach... more
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| 5. | Category: School jokes  |
| Teacher: This is the third time Ive had to tell you off this week, what have you got to say about that?Pupil: Thank heav... more
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| 6. | Category: School jokes  |
| Sandy began a job as an elementary school counselor and she was eager to help. One day during recess she noticed a girl... more
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| 7. | Category: School jokes  |
| When a teacher closes his eyes, why should it remind him of an empty classroom?Because there are no pupils to see!... more
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| 8. | Category: School jokes  |
| Whats yellow, has wheels and lies on its back?A dead school bus!... more
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| 9. | Category: School jokes  |
| Teacher : Were you copying his sums ?Pupil : No Sir, just seeing if he got mine right !... more
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| 10. | Category: School jokes  |
| Pupil: The art teacher doesnt like what Im making ?Dad: Why is that, what are you making ?Pupil: Mistakes !... more
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