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| Teacher : Cant you retain anything in your head overnight ?Pupil : Of course, Ive had this cold in my head for two days... more
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| An ideal homework excuseTeacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: I loaned it to a friend, but he suddenly moved away... more
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| 3. | Category: School jokes |
| "Our teacher has a bad memory. For three days she asked us how much is two and two. We told her it was four. But she sti... more
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| 4. | Category: School jokes |
| Did you hear about the cross eyed teacher?He couldnt control his pupils!... more
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| 5. | Category: School jokes |
| Mother: How do you like your new teacher ?Son: I dont. She told me to sit up the front for the present and then she didn... more
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| 6. | Category: School jokes |
| Whats the worst thing youre likely to find in the school cafeteria?The food!... more
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| 7. | Category: School jokes |
| Fred: I got 100 in school today.Mother: Wonderful. What did you get 100 in?Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 5... more
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| 8. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Didnt you know the bell had gone? Fred: I didnt take it, Miss.... more
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| Teacher: This is the third time Ive had to tell you off this week, what have you got to say about that?Pupil: Thank heav... more
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| 10. | Category: School jokes |
| A school teacher injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body. He wore it under his... more
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