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| Man: "Hows your history paper coming?"Woman: "Well, my history professor suggested that I use the Internet for research,... more
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| Johnny comes back from school crying and says, "Mommy all the kids in the school say I have a big head." His mother repl... more
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| Teacher: Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour ?Pupil: Because it cant sit down !... more
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| An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: I didnt do it because I didnt want to add to your alread... more
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| The teacher came up with a good problem. "Suppose," she asked the second-graders, "there were a dozen sheep and six of t... more
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| The teacher was reviewing counting with her first-grade class. "Jackie," she asked, "can you count to 10 without mistake... more
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| When a teacher closes his eyes, why should it remind him of an empty classroom?Because there are no pupils to see!... more
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| Teacher : Billy, please dont whistle while studying.Billy : Oh, but Im not studying - just whistling !... more
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| 9. | Category: School jokes  |
| How do bees get to school ?By school buzz !... more
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| Teacher: What happened to your homework? Pupil: I made it into a paper plane and someone hijacked it.... more
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