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| "Our teacher has a bad memory. For three days she asked us how much is two and two. We told her it was four. But she sti... more
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| Teacher: Why are you picking your nose in class ?Pupil: My mother wont let me do it at home !... more
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| Teacher: Didnt you know the bell had gone? Fred: I didnt take it, Miss.... more
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| 4. | Category: School jokes |
| A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to w... more
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| 5. | Category: School jokes |
| Man: "Hows your history paper coming?"Woman: "Well, my history professor suggested that I use the Internet for research,... more
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| 6. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Can anyone tell me how many seconds there are in a year?Pupil: 12 - 2nd January, 2nd February...!... more
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| 7. | Category: School jokes |
| What kind of food do maths teachers eat?Square meals!... more
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| Teacher: If 1+1=2 and 2+2=4, what is 4+4?Pupil: Thats not fair!You answer the easy ones and leave us with the hard one!... more
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| Teacher: Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour ?Pupil: Because it cant sit down !... more
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| Pupil: I dont think I deserved zero on this test!Teacher: I agree, but thats the lowest mark I could give you!... more
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