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| Father: You were absent on the day of the test?Son: No but the boy who sits next to me was!... more
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| Teacher: Didnt you hear me call you?Pupil: But you said not to answer you back!... more
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| Teacher : If you had five apples on your desk and the boy next to you took three what would you have ?Pupil : A fight !... more
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| Pupil: The art teacher doesnt like what Im making ?Dad: Why is that, what are you making ?Pupil: Mistakes !... more
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| 5. | Category: School jokes |
| Why arent you doing very well in history?Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!... more
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| 6. | Category: School jokes |
| Introductory Chemistry was taught at Duke University for many years by professor Bonk. One year, two guys took the class... more
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| "Dad, can you write in the dark?""I think so. What is it you want me to write?""Your name on this report card."... more
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| 8. | Category: School jokes |
| "Isnt the principal a dummy!" said a boy to a girl."Say, do you know who I am?" asked the girl."No.""Im the principals d... more
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| Teacher: If you have five haystacks in one corner, five in another and two in another, how many would you have ?Pupil: O... more
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| Be sure that you go straight home after schoolI cant, I live just round the corner !... more
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