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| A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day. "In English," he said, "A double negative forms a po... more
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| Fred: Ive added these figures ten times. Teacher: Good work! Fred: And here are my ten answers !... more
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| Teacher : Were you copying his sums ?Pupil : No Sir, just seeing if he got mine right !... more
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| Introductory Chemistry was taught at Duke University for many years by professor Bonk. One year, two guys took the class... more
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| Teacher: Did your parents help you with these homework problems?Pupil: No I got them all wrong by myself!... more
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| Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?Because his class was so bright!... more
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| Teacher: When you yawn, your supposed to put your hand to your mouth!Pupil: What?, and get bitten!... more
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| Teacher: I wished you would pay a little attentionPupil: Im paying as little as I can !... more
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| Principal: Do you do your homework?Kid: Now & ThenPrincipal: Where do you do it?Kid: Here & TherePrincipal: Put him in t... more
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| Man: "Hows your history paper coming?"Woman: "Well, my history professor suggested that I use the Internet for research,... more
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