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| Mother: What did you learn in school todaySon: How to write Mother: What did you write?Son: I dont know, they havent tau... more
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| Teacher: What can you tell me about the Dead Sea?Pupil: Dead?, I didnt even know he was sick!... more
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| A student comes to a young professors office hours. She glances down the hall, closes his door, kneels pleadingly."I wou... more
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| 4. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: If I lay one egg here and another there, how many eggs will there be?Fred: None!Fred (surprised): Why not?Fred:... more
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| What happens if you draw on the blackboard and the teacher told you not to?She draws a smack!... more
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| Father: How were the exam questions?Son: EasyFather: Then why look so unhappy?Son: The questions didnt give me any troub... more
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| 7. | Category: School jokes |
| Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America?On their feet!... more
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| Why did the teacher put the lights on?Because the class was so dim!... more
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| Teacher: Can anyone tell me how many seconds there are in a year ?Pupil: 12 - 2nd January, 2nd February...!... more
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| How are you doing in arithmetic ?Ive learned to add up the zeros, but the numbers are still giving me trouble.... more
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