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| Teacher: Can anyone give me the name of a liquid that wont freeze ?Pupil: Hot water !... more
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| Dad, can you help me find the lowest common denominator in this problem please?Dont tell me that they havent found it ye... more
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| Teacher: "Sam, what is the outside of a tree called?"Sam: "I dont know."Teacher: "Bark, Sam, bark."Sam: "Bow, wow, wow!"... more
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| 4. | Category: School jokes |
| TEACHER: Jackie, take 932 from 1,439. What is the difference?Stella: Thats what I say, whats the difference`?... more
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| 5. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: What are the Great Plains?Pupil: 747, Concorde and F-16!... more
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| 6. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher : Were you copying his sums ?Pupil : No Sir, just seeing if he got mine right !... more
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| 7. | Category: School jokes |
| How many students does it take to change a light bulb?None. Light bulb changing isnt in the course notes.... more
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| Father: Well Son, how are your exam results ?Son: Theyre under waterFather: What do you mean ?Son: Below "C" level !... more
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| Teacher : The word politics - can you give me an example of how to use it ?Pupil : My parrot swallowed a watch and now P... more
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| 10. | Category: School jokes |
| Im not going back to school ever againWhy ever not?The teacher doesnt know a thing, all she does is ask questions!... more
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