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| Where do children learn their ABCs ?At LMN-tary school !... more
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| The brain is a wonder ful thingWhy do you say that ? Because it starts working the second you get up in the morning and... more
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| 3. | Category: School jokes |
| Principal: Do you do your homework?Kid: Now & ThenPrincipal: Where do you do it?Kid: Here & TherePrincipal: Put him in t... more
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| 4. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher, I cant solve this problem.Any five year old should be able to solve this one.No wonder I cant do it then, Im ne... more
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| Teacher: What can you tell me about the Dead Sea?Pupil: Dead?, I didnt even know he was sick!... more
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| Our teacher talks to herself does yours ?Yes, but she doest realise it, she thinks were actually listening !... more
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| Teacher: I wished you would pay a little attentionPupil: Im paying as little as I can !... more
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| 8. | Category: School jokes |
| Why do teachers use a bamboo cane?Because when the cane goes bam the child goes boo!... more
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| 9. | Category: School jokes |
| The teacher was giving her pupils a quiz on counting. Jackie got things started by counting from 1 to 10. "Now, Fred," s... more
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| "If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up" said the sarcastic teacher. After a long silence, one f... more
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