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| Son: I cant go to school today. Father: Why not?Son: I dont feel wellTeacher: Where dont you feel well?Son: In school!... more
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| School Principal: Ive called you into my office, Peter, because I want to talk to you about two words I wish you wouldnt... more
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| 3. | Category: School jokes |
| How are you doing in arithmetic ?Ive learned to add up the zeros, but the numbers are still giving me trouble.... more
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| An ideal homework excuseTeacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took eve... more
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| Teacher: Why cant you ever answer any of my questions ?Pupil: Well if I could there wouldnt be much point in me being he... more
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| Laugh and the class laughs with you.But you get detention alone !... more
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| Teacher: Can anyone give me the name of a liquid that wont freeze ?Pupil: Hot water !... more
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| Teacher: This is the third time Ive had to tell you off this week, what have you got to say about that?Pupil: Thank heav... more
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| Teacher: If I lay one egg here and another there, how many eggs will there be?Fred: None!Fred (surprised): Why not?Fred:... more
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| The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group pict... more
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