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| A businessman hires a private detective to find a missing accountant.The detective tells him that he needs a description... more
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| How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb?"What kind of answer did you have in mind?"Two, one to change t... more
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| Q: What is a Budget? A: An orderly system for living beyond your means.... more
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| The doctor comes to see his heart transplant patient."This is good news. It is very unusual, but we have two donors to c... more
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| 5. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| Whats an extroverted accountant?One who looks at your shoes while hes talking to you instead of his own.... more
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| 6. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| What do actuaries do to liven up their office party?Invite an accountant.... more
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| 7. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| When do accountants laugh out loud?When somebody asks for a raise... more
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| 8. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| How many auditors does it take to change a light bulb?How many did it take last year?... more
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| Whats the definition of an accountant?Someone who solves a problem you didnt know you had in a way you dont understand.... more
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| 10. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| The young accounting graduate, fresh out of uni and knowing everything, applied for his first job. The prospective emplo... more
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