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| What did you learn in school today?Not enough, I have to go back tomorrow!... more
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| Bad timing for an excuse Teacher: Why were you late?Pupil: Sorry, teacher, I overslept.Teacher: Its three in the afterno... more
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| 3. | Category: School jokes |
| An ideal homework excuseTeacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: Some aliens from outer space borrowed it so they could st... more
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| 4. | Category: School jokes |
| Father: How do you like going to school?Son: The going bit is fine, as is the coming home bit too, but Im not too keen o... more
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| 5. | Category: School jokes |
| School Principal: Ive called you into my office, Peter, because I want to talk to you about two words I wish you wouldnt... more
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| 6. | Category: School jokes |
| If I had five coconuts and I gave you three, how many would I have left ?I dont know.Why not ?In our school we do all ou... more
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| 7. | Category: School jokes |
| How are you doing in arithmetic ?Ive learned to add up the zeros, but the numbers are still giving me trouble.... more
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| 8. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: "Sam, what is the outside of a tree called?"Sam: "I dont know."Teacher: "Bark, Sam, bark."Sam: "Bow, wow, wow!"... more
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| 9. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Thats quite a cough you have there, what are you taking for it?Pupil: I dont know teacher. What will you give m... more
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| 10. | Category: School jokes |
| An ideal homework excuseTeacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: I loaned it to a friend, but he suddenly moved away... more
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