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| Our teacher talks to herself does yours ?Yes, but she doest realise it, she thinks were actually listening !... more
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| When a teacher closes his eyes, why should it remind him of an empty classroom?Because there are no pupils to see!... more
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| One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. A pre-med student rudely interrupted to ask, "W... more
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| 4. | Category: School jokes |
| An ideal homework excuseTeacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: Our furnace stopped working and we had to burn it to stop... more
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| What happens if you draw on the blackboard and the teacher told you not to?She draws a smack!... more
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| An ideal homework excuseTeacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: Some aliens from outer space borrowed it so they could st... more
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| The teacher was reviewing counting with her first-grade class. "Jackie," she asked, "can you count to 10 without mistake... more
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| How are you doing in arithmetic ?Ive learned to add up the zeros, but the numbers are still giving me trouble.... more
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| Teacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had... more
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| Teacher: Are you good at math ?Pupil: Yes and noTeacher: What do you mean ?Pupil: Yes, Im no good at math !... more
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