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| How do you eat a DNA spaghetti?With a replication fork (you can also use your zinc fingers...)... more
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| Q: How so you call a member of the finacial staff of the faculty of Biology?A: A Buy-ologist.... more
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| 3. | Category: Biologist jokes  |
| A young biologist was sitting on a stump at the edge of their camp. On his face was the saddest hangdog expression. One... more
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| A boy frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and his Personal Psychic Advisor tells him: "You are going to meet a beautiful... more
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| A biologist from the North Pole was showing a new recruit the ropes of a polar bear radio tracking program. The new recr... more
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| A biologist was interested in studying how far bullfrogs can jump. He brought a bullfrog into his laboratory, set it dow... more
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| While driving down a steep and curvy logging road, a group of biologists loose control of their 4-wd "Jimmy" and careen... more
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| Garvin the mammalogist, was in Alaska studying polar bear. In sub-zero weather, he would spend 7 days out on the ice. Bu... more
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| "A bloke walks into a pub, and asks for a pint of Adenosinetriphosphate.The barman says "Thatll be 80p [ATP]!"... more
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| A wildlife biologist is working in the woods, miles from the nearest town. Hes camped alone with his dog and cat as his... more
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