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| What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people dont?Depreciation.... more
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| Whats the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do?Go into town and gang-audit someone.... more
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| What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet?Lost... more
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| 4. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| How many auditors does it take to change a light bulb?How many did it take last year?... more
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| 5. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| An auditor is checking the books of an airline. He is puzzled by the excess use of fuel on a Melbourne to Canberra fligh... more
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| 6. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Whats an extroverted accountant?One who looks at your shoes while hes talking to you instead of his own.... more
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| 7. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| What would Economics be without assumptions?Accounting... more
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| 8. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| What does an accountant say when you ask him the time?Its 9.18 am and 12 seconds; no wait - 13 seconds, no wait - 14 sec... more
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| 9. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| An auditor was examining the balance sheet of a mining company that had just bought a sheep station in the Pilbara area... more
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| Why do some accountants decide to become actuaries?They find bookkeeping too exciting.... more
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