| 1. | Category: Snake jokes  |
| What did the snake say when offered a piece of cheese ? Thanks, Ill just have a sliver !... more
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| 2. | Category: Snake jokes |
| Whats a snakes favourite dance ? The mamba !... more
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| 3. | Category: Snake jokes |
| What song to snakes like to sing ? Viva Aspana !... more
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| 4. | Category: Snake jokes |
| Whats a snakes favourite dance ? Snake, rattle & roll !... more
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| 5. | Category: Snake jokes |
| Which hand would you use to pick up a dangerous snake ? Someone elses !... more
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| 6. | Category: Snake jokes |
| What do you get if you cross a glow-worm with a python? A twenty-foot-long strip-light that can squeeze you to death.... more
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| 7. | Category: Snake jokes |
| What do you get if you cross a snake and a pig ? A boar constrictor !... more
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| 8. | Category: Snake jokes |
| What do you call a python with a great bedside manner ? A snake charmer !... more
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| 9. | Category: Snake jokes |
| What do you get if you cross two snakes with a magic spell? Addercadabra and abradacobra.... more
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| 10. | Category: Snake jokes |
| Why did the python do national service ? He was coiled up !... more
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