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| Whats an actuary?An accountant without the sense of humour.... more
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| Accountant after reading nursery rhymes to his young child:"No, son. When Little Bo Peep lost her sheep that wouldnt be... more
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| Three partners in an accounting firm go out to lunch. They are the audit partner, the tax partner and the senior partner... more
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| What does an accountant use for birth control?His personality.... more
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| What would Economics be without assumptions?Accounting... more
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| How can you tell when the Chief Accountant is getting soft?When he actually listens to Marketing before saying No... more
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| Why do accountants get excited on Saturdays?They can wear casual clothes to work... more
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| Q: How many Accountants does it take to change a light bulb? A: What sort of answer did you have in mind ?A: None-just a... more
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| An auditor was examining the balance sheet of a mining company that had just bought a sheep station in the Pilbara area... more
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| The accountant had just read the story of Cinderella to his four-year-old daughter for the first time. The little girl w... more
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