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| Why did the auditor cross the road?Because he looked in the file and thats what they did last year.... more
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| What does an accountant use for birth control?His personality.... more
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| "The auditors have just left, sir.""Did they check the books?""Very thoroughly.""What did they say?""They want 15% to ke... more
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| Why accountants dont read novels?Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.... more
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| 5. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Whats the definition of an accountant?Someone who solves a problem you didnt know you had in a way you dont understand.... more
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| 6. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| An auditor was examining the balance sheet of a mining company that had just bought a sheep station in the Pilbara area... more
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| The accountant had just read the story of Cinderella to his four-year-old daughter for the first time. The little girl w... more
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| 8. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| There are three kinds of accountants in the world.Those who can count and those who cant.... more
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| Whats the definition of unlikely?A photo-spread in Playboy titled The Worlds Top Accountants - Nude!.... more
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| 10. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Q: How many Accountants does it take to change a light bulb? A: What sort of answer did you have in mind ?A: None-just a... more
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